Strange and Murky Substance

I just finished with my weekly reading of the Jefferson County News and Farmer. Usually, I am impressed with the reporting styles and editorial approach that this small town paper maintains. However, today's fare was a rambling article about a guy who disappeared from the area in 2002.

I was hanging in there, winding my way through the Georgia narrative when I came across this little tidbit:

The presence of Farrer's dentures found in his home and the murky contents of his toilet have never been successfully explained.

If I had a dollar for every time I had unexplained murky content in my toilet...

P.S. To all media types out there, please stop using bad puns....

Only a limited number of possibilities could explain Farrer's whereabouts. The most seemingly logical was that he had drowned. But, for his family, that possibility evaporated once the creek was drained.

We get it...you are clever... now get back to work reporting on the strange, murky substances in people's toilets. I seriously hope that this is not a growing problem! (see, I can do it too!)