Are those clouds forming up there?
Talk about your risky behavior, Luigi Cascioli is suing the parish priest, claiming that he had deceived the people by teaching them that Jesus lived.
Okay, there are only two possible outcomes from this trial and neither is good. First, Cascioli wins....and thus legally proves there was no Jesus....okay...no big deal. Folks have been saying that for centuries. Secondly, (keeping in mind some sort of Miracle on 38th Street thing) Cascoli looses because...well...Jesus makes a courtroom appearance. The savior would have to do something to prove his Messiahdom....and it is at that point, it probably would not fare too well for Mr. Cascoli.
I am thinking that ol' JC would not take kindly to being accused of not existing....being the Son of God has its perks. Wonder if Mr. Cascoli remembers that whole Lot thing...or...well...God has proven too many times in the past that he doesn't like being accused of not existing...
Stay tuned for the headlines: Italian plaintiff suddenly struck with plague of boils! or Cascoli eaten alive by dozens of locusts!
I don't think I want to go that far to prove my point...any point....
Okay, there are only two possible outcomes from this trial and neither is good. First, Cascioli wins....and thus legally proves there was no Jesus....okay...no big deal. Folks have been saying that for centuries. Secondly, (keeping in mind some sort of Miracle on 38th Street thing) Cascoli looses because...well...Jesus makes a courtroom appearance. The savior would have to do something to prove his Messiahdom....and it is at that point, it probably would not fare too well for Mr. Cascoli.
I am thinking that ol' JC would not take kindly to being accused of not existing....being the Son of God has its perks. Wonder if Mr. Cascoli remembers that whole Lot thing...or...well...God has proven too many times in the past that he doesn't like being accused of not existing...
Stay tuned for the headlines: Italian plaintiff suddenly struck with plague of boils! or Cascoli eaten alive by dozens of locusts!
I don't think I want to go that far to prove my point...any point....
posted by bisbohemian at 3:34 PM
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Well, going by the current Italian birthrate, which is around 1 child per couple, pretty soon the Italians won't exist. God's birth rate may be the same, but his kids seem to be harder to kill...
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