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Thursday, March 17, 2005

Jellybean Normal

Tammy Normal is not a clown - although she comes from a long line of clowns who perform in circuses in the Northwest. Sadly, Tammy did not have what it took to make the grade in clown college and could not fulfill her family's tradition. This did not stop her from donning the nose in private - although she is not up to the professional grade.

After the clown college fiasco, Tammy drifted into the little hamlet of Bisbee where she met Jason. Jason (last name unknown) fell for Tammy at first sight. When the wedding bells rang, Tammy could not let the family down. Her clown family rolled into town and the Normal Clown Wedding of the Century was on! In an effort to forget whatever skeletons were in his past, Jason chose to take the surname of his bride and the couple became Jason and Tammy Normal.

The Normals, as most normal couples do, chose to produce an hier to the Normal Clown Clan. Nine months later, Tammy gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. As the birth certificate was filled out, the nurse asked for the girl's name. Any Normal person could see that the girl resembled, to a great extent, a jellybean. Jellybean Normal - welcome to this world!

Today, the Normals of Bisbee, including little Jellybean, live out their life just as the rest of us here on to border do...happy to be in Bisbee - the largest open air asylum in the world!

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